This music video explicates my entire outlook on life and the many uses of the Internet.
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Greatest. Thing. Ever.
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. E V E R. It's called Cooking with Coolio and you can find it on MyDamnChannel.com.
Things to love about Cooking with Coolio:
1. Shaka Zulu!
2. The Sauce Girls
3. Autographed bell peppers
4. Coolio waving a knife around carelessly
5. Cooking + Profanity
6. Teasing white people
I know what I'm doing at work tomorrow.
Things to love about Cooking with Coolio:
1. Shaka Zulu!
2. The Sauce Girls
3. Autographed bell peppers
4. Coolio waving a knife around carelessly
5. Cooking + Profanity
6. Teasing white people
I know what I'm doing at work tomorrow.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
"Sex Infections"?
I bring this article from the New York Times to your attention for two reasons:
1) The headline
2) The implications of the content
First, the headline. I thought the term was "STD", not "Sex Infection". I too have a sex infection, an infection to have sex. Sex, according to the New York Times, is a disease with which one can actually be infected, and Baby... I've got it and I want to share it with you! Now on to more serious matters, you buxom, writhing, bipedal petri dish.
Second, the content. As a student of public universities the world over, I know the statistics. There were posters affixed to health center, dormitory, and dining hall walls informing the hot, sweaty (and sex-infected) student body about the chances of waking with fleas should one lay with dogs.
According the the new study brought to our attention today, the chances of waking with fleas if you go black and don't go back are much higher than if you are ragin' for caucasians. In their test for four major flea species (HPV, herpes, chlamydia, and trichomoniasis [some sort of parasite, eww...]), 50% of fine, mocha-hued women tested positive for one of the four. For those suffering from a debilitating melanin imbalance, the results are a filthy 20%.
For you guys who can't do math? This means that the sorority girl you picked up at the sports bar in a Bud Lite-induced stupor and whom you schtupped with reckless abandon without a condom had a 1-in-5 chance of infecting you, and not with sex disease - with itchy, burns-when-I-pee syndrome. When you're considering an evening with a young Nubian princess, just flip a coin; your chances will be the same.
But this may be the best part! These are teenagers! Just imagine the numbers AFTER a five-year program at a state university. When they graduate and get their first jobs, they should just give out cards listing what diseases they have so that you can match them with yours and not catch anything new!
Finally, don't be so down on your prospects for disease-free carnal knowledge! They say that for two of the diseases, condoms are relatively INEFFECTIVE! Do yourself a favor: spank it.
Happy snapper season!
1) The headline
2) The implications of the content
First, the headline. I thought the term was "STD", not "Sex Infection". I too have a sex infection, an infection to have sex. Sex, according to the New York Times, is a disease with which one can actually be infected, and Baby... I've got it and I want to share it with you! Now on to more serious matters, you buxom, writhing, bipedal petri dish.
Second, the content. As a student of public universities the world over, I know the statistics. There were posters affixed to health center, dormitory, and dining hall walls informing the hot, sweaty (and sex-infected) student body about the chances of waking with fleas should one lay with dogs.
According the the new study brought to our attention today, the chances of waking with fleas if you go black and don't go back are much higher than if you are ragin' for caucasians. In their test for four major flea species (HPV, herpes, chlamydia, and trichomoniasis [some sort of parasite, eww...]), 50% of fine, mocha-hued women tested positive for one of the four. For those suffering from a debilitating melanin imbalance, the results are a filthy 20%.
For you guys who can't do math? This means that the sorority girl you picked up at the sports bar in a Bud Lite-induced stupor and whom you schtupped with reckless abandon without a condom had a 1-in-5 chance of infecting you, and not with sex disease - with itchy, burns-when-I-pee syndrome. When you're considering an evening with a young Nubian princess, just flip a coin; your chances will be the same.
But this may be the best part! These are teenagers! Just imagine the numbers AFTER a five-year program at a state university. When they graduate and get their first jobs, they should just give out cards listing what diseases they have so that you can match them with yours and not catch anything new!
Finally, don't be so down on your prospects for disease-free carnal knowledge! They say that for two of the diseases, condoms are relatively INEFFECTIVE! Do yourself a favor: spank it.
Happy snapper season!
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Flickr in Seoul
There's a fantastic photography group in Seoul called, appropriately, Flickr in Seoul. We meet every two weeks on Sunday and take photographs at locations around Seoul. If anyone is interested, you can join the group (which is free, of course) or just check out our collective photos online at Flickr.com. Also, feel free to click through to see my pictures by clicking the one below or on the slide show in the upper-right-hand corner.
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