Saturday, August 11, 2007

Buy a Daewoo

Meet Kim. During the day, Kim works as a secretary at a law firm and is saving money for a trip to Cancun during Spring break. To pay for college, Kim works as eye candy for Daewoo. She enjoys long walks on the beach, mai tais, and large groups of old men with DSLRs taking very, very close-up pictures of her exposed midriff.



Meet Jennifer. Jennifer is a retired CEO who has taken up spokesmodeling as a form of recreation. It's another way to boost her already giant ego. For fun, Jennifer plays polo, races exotic cars, and volunteers as a dominatrix at the under-privileged submissives' shelter.



Observe the group of men with cameras on the right in this picture. Perverts. Only perverts would take pictures of a spokesmodel (Kim) from two feet away. Only perverts. Did I mention that this entire event is in the middle of a huge train station? Perverts.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

keep the blogging comming. I am enjoying reading.... i found pictures of us as OSU with drew and danny and ozan. hilarious. anyway. have fun. stay safe. let me know when you are back in the states!

Corey said...

Hey Max,

Thanks for reading. I hope Chi-Town is working out and the you are involved in some top-notch cookery. There is no cheese in this country; It might as well be Guantanimo.

Anonymous said...

im back in c-bus now... but i did some kick ass foood in chi-town. looking to get back to that now. had an interview today. higher end italian. we'll see. catch you later

autumnday said...

So how far away were YOU when taking these pics? :)